No stick too big

This is a progression shot despite the different angles.
What?
When I got close I had to move or he'd hit me with that thing! This is our Great Dane, Mikkail and to give you an idea of how big that 'stick' actually is... Mik is 200lbs and stands at 7'6" on his hind legs.
This chew toy was a plum tree sapling that was threatening the stability of my front porch.